About
One line of first toys, read closely
An opinion on each piece, and the reason for it.
First toys are bought in a hurry, usually by someone who will not see the baby for a month, and the pages they are sold from are written to sell. A plush square with a head on it can be the thing a child carries for four years or a thing that lives at the bottom of a basket. What separates them is a few details nobody photographs.
So we take one line and read it closely: 92 pieces between $7.99 and $39.99. Lovies and blankets, soft-bodied dolls, rattles and activity toys, cloth books and puppets, and a short shelf of sleep pieces.
The point of view
Opinions here are opinions, and they are stated plainly. Some of these pieces are worth the money. Some are a photograph on a gift table and nothing after it. Occasion toys are charming in December and dated in March, and that is worth knowing before you spend eighteen dollars on one.
Sizes, what is sewn inside, whether a teether hangs on a ribbon: those come off the piece itself, and they matter more than the photograph.
Where the buttons go
Buttons open the page where a piece is actually sold, and the small print at the bottom of every page says what that earns and what it does not change.
If something here is wrong
Write and it gets fixed, with a line saying what changed. A page that quietly changes is worse than a page that was wrong out loud.